Flash: Divine News Update

Being that the Earth solar system was the most pitiful place in the Universe, the Arch-Universal Overload sent his least useful subjects as inhabitants, hoping they would never return.

Contrary to all previous simulations of life upon cesspool Earth, the immigrants actually worsened the condition of the solar system by raising one egoistic monarch upon another.

After many aeons, the Supreme Monarch, Klipa Majora, succeeded in raising an army so to invade the home of the Arch-Universal Overlord.  As all the other solar systems were peaceful, the invasion was quite a success and Chaos and Egoism became the law of the lands.

Outside of this Creation, Creator turned to Sun Absolute saying, “I told you, your idea sucked.  I do hope you listen in the future.  And no more of these fictitious Ur-antia books–after all Earth is not Ur-anus

Gabriel quoting Biblio Kevou

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